Reality Bites! And Then You Get a Ticket

My mom watches a lot of true crimes on TV. In fact, I’m pretty sure she’s tuned in to Investigation Discovery the better part of her waking hours. And when she’s not watching these horrific tales, she’s having me look them up to see if there’s anything current with the cases. Admittedly, some of these cases are fascinating but when you’re flooding your brain daily with such awful examples of humankind, it’s not good for your own mental health. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard “people are evil” over the past few weeks and at one point, she even suggested I get a gun to take to work with me. (I work from home most of the time and the merchandising gig that I do every week is in Target.) And yesterday, she made a special point to tell me that about a woman in Atlanta that killed her wife after they had been together “a very long time”. (Not sure what you’re getting at here, Mom.) But mostly she likes to warn us about the neighborhood we live in, how unsafe it is, and how someone might just break in on us at any time.

Now, let me reassure you – our apartment might not be the definition of luxury (despite the fact that the word luxury is on the sign at the entrance) but it’s pretty safe. At least from criminals. But my mom was right about one thing – at any moment, something could break in and attack any one of us. I know because it happened last Friday.

At 5:30 AM last Friday, Angie woke me up with the most dreaded words you can hear when you’re half-asleep, “I think something happened”. My first thought – oh, God! Not Caesar! He is almost 18 years old and not the healthiest cat in the world but I’m certainly not ready for him to cross the Rainbow Bridge. My next thought – something had happened to one of our moms. Never in a million years would I have guessed that the “something” that happened was that Angie was attacked by a wasp IN HER SLEEP!

For a few weeks, we’ve had red wasps randomly sneaking into the apartment. We usually hear them in the blinds and dispose of them quickly. We did not see or hear this one. Angie actually thought Caesar was brushing her face with his tail and reached up to swat it away. In reality, she swatted a wasp that was crawling across her face and he double-tapped her right in the eye – once on the eyelid and once in the corner, just above her tear duct. Her eyelid was starting to swell. It looked awful and painful but since she is not allergic, she took a Benedryl, applied ice, and told me to go to work. (I had a gig in Bowling Green, KY that day.)

Before I left for work (ignore the bedhead)

A few hours later – she looked like this.

So I tried to rush home. Except that you don’t rush through Portland, TN. Trust me. The only two times in my life that I’ve ever gotten a ticket were in Portland, TN, and one of those was on Friday. I was apparently going 62 in a 45 and that’s a no-no, despite the fact that your partner is starting to swell like a balloon and you have the only car.

When I got home, we went to the walk-in clinic (since our “awesome” insurance has a $1,000 co-pay for the ER and a $100 co-pay for the clinic). After passing the COVID-19 protocols, we got to see a nurse practitioner who told us her childhood story about getting stung, gave Angie a shot of Benedryl and a steroid, and sent us on our way.

Folks, if you gain nothing else from this post, here’s what I hope it will be –

First, don’t spend your days watching true crime. It’s really not good for you. And second, if a wasp stings you in the eye, your life is going to be ruined for a really long time. Your face will swell to the point that your head feels like it might explode. If you’re lucky, it won’t extend to both eyes. In this case, Angie wasn’t that lucky. She was blind for 2 full days. You’re going to be in pain and you’re going to want to go to the ER, despite having such a ridiculous co-pay. Resist the urge, unless you are truly allergic, at which point you would have already been in the ER.

We ended up going to the ER that night because we were scared of the swelling. We were afraid Angie’s eye was damaged. We knew next to nothing about wasp stings in the face, and apparently neither did they. They basically turned us around and sent us home, but not before noting how “fascinating this case was”. Want to know where we gained the most insight into this situation? Facebook. We asked if anyone had experienced the same or similar and got a whole lot of useful information that we did not get from the professionals.

We haven’t received all the bills for this little misadventure yet. The ER did say they would give us the cash price rather than file insurance as it would definitely be cheaper. But irregardless, one tiny little intruder is likely going to cost us a lot more than that vacation we were thinking of going on later this year. Ugh!

16 thoughts on “Reality Bites! And Then You Get a Ticket

  1. Wow!! I wouldn’t have recogniZed Angie from the second picture!
    Have you figured out how they are getting in?? Maybe install a bug light? Wish I could help! So glad she isn’t blind anymore! Did you fill the epi pen script?

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    1. We called maintenance and they told us that wasps squeeze in wherever they find to fit. They sprayed all the doors and windows and knocked down a nest in the eaves. So far, that has worked but Angie’s mom sent us 6 wasp traps to hang outside too. We intended to fill the script for the Epi-pen but our insurance doesn’t cover it. Luckily, I have one already, which will have to do until we sort the insurance out. This has certainly been a mess!

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  2. hahaha take a gun to work – and you work from home!!! Gotta love moms!

    OH MY! Poor Angie! I’ve had a similar reaction to bites on my face leading to temporary blindness due to swelling. I truly feel for her!

    I sure hope your fees are more reasonable than you expect.

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    1. Right!! I can’t wait to see what this little fiasco is going to cost, between the ticket (that I still have to call in to find out the amount of) and the doctor visits.

      Angie’s eyelid is still bruised, which causes people to give me dirty looks when we go out, but other than that she’s back to near normal again. Thank goodness!!

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        1. No, and she’s been bitten or stung by a wide variety of creatures from fire ants to jellyfish. This thing did a number on her. It’s 2 weeks later now and her eyelid is still red and tender.

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  3. “First, don’t spend your days watching true crime. It’s really not good for you.” I’m going to ignore you said that. Haha

    But in all seriousness, ouch! That looks very painful and I hope she is feeling better now 😦 So sorry that happened. That looks like a really bad time.

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